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””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Buildings Constructed:	33
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

alone, Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, Dinner, DinnerDitchers, exhaustion, Friends, Guilt, mental energy, Minecraft, Movie, partner, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Server, social fatigue, socializing, tired, Understanding, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Items Found:	2632	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BabyBumpBucks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CelebrityScape SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Celebrity, CelebrityScape, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, entertainment industry, Fame, Hollywood, impunity, Justice, Long-term impact, misconduct, Privilege, public scrutiny, reputation, scandal, smp, social media, tabloids

Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Farms Harvested:	316	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6271	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

Astronomy, Cosmic, Curiosity, discovery, Existence, Exploration, Infinite, knowledge, learning, Mystery, MysteryCraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Science, Secrets, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, unknown, Unraveling, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

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lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4222	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Zapene Pixelmon

Land claiming, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelBCG, Pixelmon, pokecenter, pokemart, Resource World, Server, spawn city, Survival

ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Emeralds Found:	9372
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Star Shards Collected:	115	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

Adventure, AthenaLegacy, building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Penetrations, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

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Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	91

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3548
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Crops Grown:	2930

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Crops Grown:	5741
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7759
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.