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””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

alone, Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, Dinner, DinnerDitchers, exhaustion, Friends, Guilt, mental energy, Minecraft, Movie, partner, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Server, social fatigue, socializing, tired, Understanding, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dimension Hops:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BabyBumpBucks

baby expenses, BabyBumpBucks, confronting lies, deadbeat dad, emotional turmoil, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father abandonment, judgmental behavior, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationship issues, self-righteous attitude, sibling rivalry, sisterly love., tough love, toxic relationships, twin sisters, unsupportive

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CelebrityScape SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Celebrity, CelebrityScape, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, entertainment industry, Fame, Hollywood, impunity, Justice, Long-term impact, misconduct, Privilege, public scrutiny, reputation, scandal, smp, social media, tabloids

Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

Astronomy, Cosmic, Curiosity, discovery, Existence, Exploration, Infinite, knowledge, learning, Mystery, MysteryCraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Science, Secrets, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, unknown, Unraveling, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	91	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

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lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Zapene Pixelmon

Land claiming, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelBCG, Pixelmon, pokecenter, pokemart, Resource World, Server, spawn city, Survival

ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

Adventure, AthenaLegacy, building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Penetrations, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

blocks, Community, Discord, dynamic map, Enhancements, Fresh SMP, Friendly, gameplay, Gravestone Plus, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mushroom, player, Players, playing experience, Plugins, Server, server ip, smp, Square, Staff Team, Survival, Valley, Vanilla, Warps

Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	56
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	95308	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	2472
Chimeras Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	78	Alien Abductions:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	491545	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	122

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12