Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ores Mined:	7309
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magic Items Found:	5094
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Towns Built:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6267	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	904842	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mines Excavated:	2911	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	297	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Farms Harvested:	373
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
New Chunks Explored:	461078	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	24653
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crops Grown:	3997
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Alien Abductions:	2	New Chunks Explored:	398012
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	361	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!