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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 393 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5004 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time when Alex broke his leg and had to be bathed by his dad because he’s too afraid to wash on one foot. But watch out, because if you try to help him in the bath without knocking, you might just get cussed out like his mom did!
We don’t mess around here, we stand up for our rights to privacy even if it means no Xbox for a week. So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where even the most unexpected situations can lead to some hilarious moments. Who needs modesty when you’ve got a server full of cold-loving dudes ready to take on anything?