Cunt Fixer Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Cunt, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Fixer, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, mental health, Minecraft, name-calling, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, toxic behavior, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6516	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	124

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! Join us and never have to worry about dealing with rude players again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a player who was banned for being too much of a bitch. Will you be brave enough to face her wrath? Join now and find out!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Towns Built:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Void Armor Forged:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Items Found:	7937
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9889

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Votes:	5411
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragons Tamed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Star Shards Collected:	227	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!