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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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