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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Chimeras Created: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
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