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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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