CultivateCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Magic Items Found:	7759	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server, “Cultivate,” will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes, or teaming up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes or a potion that turns you into a dancing llama.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Sheep Olympics,” where players compete in events like wool weaving and sheep shearing to win fabulous prizes like a pet rainbow sheep or a golden fleece cape.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on “Cultivate” and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6561	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Votes:	2831
Meteorites Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchantments Applied:	237
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	989	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	86	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magic Items Found:	6898	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	12

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Emeralds Found:	5500
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Enchantments Applied:	207	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5761	Villages Defended:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9425
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Living Statues Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
New Chunks Explored:	511400	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	271	Zombie Dances:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5060