CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Animals Bred:	147	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crops Grown:	7224	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8976
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	134	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Divine Spears Created:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Magic Items Found:	2615	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	8560
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.