CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	4672	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	4993
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
Void Gems Collected:	21	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Items Found:	4971	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8606
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Void Gems Collected:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Animals Bred:	101	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	6063
Emeralds Found:	3023	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”