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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1944 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 134485 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!