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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9124 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!