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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5120 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 2397 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!