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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7221 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 145 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!