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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5776 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!