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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 7119 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!