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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 2493 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 7242 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!