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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8217 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!