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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7781 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Crops Grown: | 1942 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!