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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4361 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 986179 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!