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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1292 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7971 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!