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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8749 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 360 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!