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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6073 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 280 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!