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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 959 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Farms Harvested: | 673 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5941 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!