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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 651 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!