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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4872 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
Votes: | 7547 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!