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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 199 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8395 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!