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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5193 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 130 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!