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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4232 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
Enchantments Applied: | 106 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1037 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!