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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 522 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 937 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!