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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4639 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!