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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6206 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!