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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1033 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!