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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4412 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 174 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!