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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9000 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!