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Pixelated POWs Minecraft Server

eastern europe, emaciated bodies, horrifying condition, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international law, Minecraft, pixelated, political conflict, PoWs, prisoner abuse, prisoner conditions, prisoner health, prisoner mistreatment, prisoner release, prisoner treatment, prisoner welfare, russian aggression, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian prisoners of war, war atrocities, War Crimes

lol come join our minecraft server, where we treat our players better than those ukrainian prisoners of war! we promise you won’t end up looking like them, unless you want to cuz roleplay is encouraged here! build your own prison camp or just chill in our luxurious pixelated world. we have emaciated bodies too but only cuz we’ve been grinding for diamonds non-stop. join now for a horrifyingly good time!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PuppyPvP: Doggone Dangerous Gaza Fun

animal cruelty, Attack, brutality, combat dog, Conflict, Dangerous, death, doggone, extremism, Fun, gaza, Hamas, idf, Insurgency, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Palestinian, PuppyPvP, SECURITY, Terrorism, Troops, violence, War

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than Hamas killin’ IDF combat dogs and riggin’ ’em to kill troops in Gaza! Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ laser beams outta their eyes, and creepers wearin’ top hats and monocles. Plus, our admin is a literal unicorn who grants wishes to anyone who finds the magical rainbow block. So come on and join the fun, before the chickens start a revolution and take over the server!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PantsPoopInterviewCraft

awkward interviews, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, Career Advice, embarrassing moments, funny stories, Interview Tips, job hunting, Job Interview, job interview anecdotes, job interview etiquette, job interview experiences, job interview fails, job interview horror stories, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, Job Search, PantsPoopInterviewCraft, poop humor, poop jokes, workplace mishaps

yo, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, BILLIONS of people have had BILLIONS of job interviews and it’s like, a GUARANTEE that this server will give you the skills to ace any interview in real life. like, you’ll be so good at talking that you’ll charm your way into any job, even if it’s for a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional pizza taster. plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. so like, come join us and level up your interview game while exploring the cheesiest land ever!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AutisticCraft: Detail-Oriented Creativity

attention to detail, autism, autistic traits, AutisticCraft, behavioral traits, children, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., Communication, creativity, DetailOriented, developmental disorders, education, learning differences, neurodevelopmental, neurodiversity, Psychology, research, Social Skills, special needs, spectrum disorder, study

So like, this server is like, totally the place to be if you wanna unleash your inner creativity and attention to detail! We got like, magical unicorns roaming around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And get this, the trees are made of cotton candy and the water is actually soda pop!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build epic castles, crazy roller coasters, and pixel art masterpieces that will blow everyone’s minds. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground world filled with talking animals and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and show off your mad skills while making new friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	New Chunks Explored:	73630
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Populate This Minecraft Server

argentina, BROWN, cultural change, demographic shift, economic impact, European, GATES, Globalization, historical context, immigration, Irredeemable, Menem government, migration patterns, Minecraft, neoliberal, political consequences, Populate, population replacement, racial diversity, Server, shithole, Social Issues, societal transformation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to replace the population faster than Argentina went from mostly European to a “brown irredeemable shithole” in just 30 years! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll be meeting new players and making new friends quicker than you can say “neoliberal Menem government.”

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where the only thing faster than our population turnover rate is the speed at which you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the Minecraft world. Who knew replacing a population could be so much fun?

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HoloCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, COSPLAY, digital content, Entertainment, Event, futuristic, Gaming, HoloCraft, Holograms, Hololives, Immersive, Interactive, Japan Expo, Japanese culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online experience, production, Server, Technology, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos made by none other than the Taco King himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click the link and prepare to be amazed: https://x.com/japanexpo/status/1798648853039866179

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Fiancée DramaCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anger, Best Friend, bridal party, Bridesmaid, concerns, DISRESPECTFUL, DramaCraft, ENGAGEMENT, fiancée, Friend, gambling, Guilt, Incident, INPUT, Issues, Lies, stable job, Support, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about bridesmaids drama like this poor 27F. Instead, you can focus on building the Minecraft castle of your dreams without any toxic relationships holding you back.

Forget about unstable jobs and borrowing money for alcohol and gambling, on our server, the only currency is diamonds and the only job you need is to have fun!

Join us now and escape the real world drama for a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft! Who needs a bridesmaid dress when you can have a diamond armor set instead?

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DreamCraft WetWorks

arousal, BIZARRE, bizarre fantasies, dream analysis, dream interpretation, DreamCraft, erotic dream, FANTASY, Kinky, nocturnal emission, Psychological, sexual fantasy, Sleep, strange, subconscious, surreal, taboo, UNUSUAL, unusual desires, weird, wet dream, WetWorks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where your wildest wet dreams come true! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and you can ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the sky.

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed. Build a castle made entirely of cake, battle against an army of evil bunnies, or even embark on a quest to find the mythical unicorn horn. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your weirdest wet dreams become a reality in the most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GazaGenocideCraft Server

Asylum, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, gaza, GazaGenocideCraft, Genocide, global affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, immigration, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MILLION, Politics, Refugees, Request, Server, spain, War

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 2 MILLION SPOTS OPEN FOR ASYLUM SEEKERS FROM SPAIN! WE ALSO ACCUSE ISRAEL OF “GENOCIDE” IN GAZA BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THEM OUT! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S GONNA BE LIT! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #WALLSARELIFE #MINECRAFTDRAMA

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RafahRumbleMC

border patrol, Combat, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, extremist groups, gaza, Hamas, idf, IDF operation, Infiltration, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, Rafah, RafahRumbleMC, SECURITY, self defense, terrorists, violence

Yo, you wanna join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got IDF soldiers straight up slayin’ terrorists tryna sneak into Israel from Rafah! It’s like a real-life action movie but in blocky pixel form. Come join the fun and see if you can help the IDF take down those sneaky baddies before they cause any trouble. Plus, we got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ImmortalCraft: Live Forever!

acceptance of mortality, death, desire for immortality, eternal life, existentialism, fear of death, fear of dying, fear of oblivion, fear of the afterlife, fear of the unknown, human lifespan, Human nature, ImmortalCraft, IMMORTALITY, life extension, Live, living forever, Longevity, mortality, philosophical perspectives, Prevention, quest for eternal life

So, like, we have this epic Minecraft server where u can, like, totally live forever! No more respawning and stuff, just keep on keepin’ on in the blocky world of endless possibilities.

Join us if u wanna be the ultimate Minecraft immortal, ruling over all the other players with ur infinite lives. Plus, we have this secret potion that makes u invincible and gives u super speed, so u can zoom around the map like a crazy person.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds and rainbows, so u can be the richest player on the server. And if u find the hidden treasure chest, u’ll unlock a portal to a land of candy and unicorns where u can ride on rainbow slides all day long.

So, like, why would u wanna play on any other boring server when u can join us and live forever in a world of pure awesomeness? Come on, what are u waiting for? Let’s do this! 🌈💎🦄 #MinecraftImmortality

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SpongeBob’s Lost World

550 million years old, Ancient, ancient creatures, ancient history, biology, discovery, Evolution, evolution theory, extinct species, Fossils, Lost, lost years, Marine Biology, marine fossils, marine life, mineral skeletons, Paleontology, prehistoric, researchers, scientific discovery, sea sponge, SpongeBobs, world

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got sea sponges from 550 million years ago chillin in the ocean like they lost their way home or somethin. these sponges are straight up OGs, they ain’t even got mineral skeletons yet, they just floatin around like “what’s good?”

if you join our server, you can hang out with these ancient sponges and listen to their wild stories about the “lost years.” maybe they’ll even teach you some ancient sponge wisdom or show you how to build a house out of seaweed. who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on our server.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and dive into the crazy world of 550-million-year-old sea sponges. it’s gonna be a sponge-tastic time, trust me.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Welcome to Serenity SMP: Where chaos meets tranquility, and bedrock is just another obstacle.

Asia, base, bedrock, Chaos, claim commands, crossplay, Discord, Friend, home commands, Hosted, Ip:, Items, lonely life, meets, Minecraft, OBSTACLE, PORT, PvP, semi anarchy, Serenity, Server, smp, Tpa, Tranquility, Trust

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	BEDROCK ONLY SMP!! [asia hosted]
Features	TPA and home commands available
Server Rules	No claim commands, avoid building near spawn
Connection Info	IP: serenitysmp.online Port: 19132
Discord	Join our Discord server

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server only for Bedrock edition players?	Yes, this server is specifically for Bedrock edition players.
Are there any claim commands available?	No, there are no claim commands on this semi-anarchy server.
Can I use TPA and home commands on this server?	Yes, TPA and home commands are available for convenience.
What happens if I build near spawn?	It is advised to avoid building near spawn to maintain the semi-anarchy gameplay.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

77489022, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, creepers danced the Macarena, and diamonds grew on trees. It was a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockBoard Minecraft Server

BIAS, BlockBoard, Board, Community, discussion, enjoyment, enjoyment over opinion, Entertainment, Experience, forum, Fun, Game, Gaming, ignore, judgment, Minecraft, ONLINE, opinion, Perception, reddit, Server, video game

Are you tired of listening to the haters on /v/ telling you a game is trash? Well, join our Minecraft server and prove them all wrong! Our server is so epic, even the most critical /v/ users will be begging to join.

We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons that can slay dragons in one hit, and a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

So come on, don’t listen to the naysayers on /v/ – join our Minecraft server and have the time of your life! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have your own castle made entirely of cake.

Updated November 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4