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The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mines Excavated:	4258	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WaterMelon Mc

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Magic, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Dragon Eggs Found:	5357	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Farms Harvested:	792

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Solis MC

Custom Items, Minecraft, OneBlock, pay to win, Server, Solis MC

Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1027
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mines Excavated:	4899
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DessertGateCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	96	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TalibanTakedownCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	147814	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Aevorion Realms

Survival

Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Land

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We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3287	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12