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Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineCraftWholesomeness

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Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

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lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	54	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Potions Brewed:	188

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1289	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

When MC

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Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Items Found:	4015
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OverheardOcelots

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	66
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3356
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1