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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 9536 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1354 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
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