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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8869 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 6915 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
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