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FianceCraft: No Lists, Just Blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like this couple’s morning disagreement!

Forget about making lists, on our server, you’ll have to figure out what needs to be done on your own just like this mom does every day. Will you remember to feed your virtual child? Will you remember to brush their virtual teeth? The suspense is real!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just when you think you have it all figured out, something unexpected will happen. Just like this dad watching TikToks instead of making breakfast for his daughter – you never know what crazy antics will unfold next!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a test of your parenting skills (virtual parenting, that is), join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a list when you can just wing it and hope for the best? Let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineCraftU?

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Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also learn how to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies! Join us for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old school when you can learn the ways of the llama warrior on our server?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ISO SMP: Where 18+ Adults Pretend to be Hermit-Crafters in Vanilla Minecraft

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ISO SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/venuspvp/">Minecraft Server</a>

ISO SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Community	18+ community looking to grow and engage active players
Chest Locking	Plugin allows players to lock chests with signs
Invisible Item Frames	Shift-right clicking makes item frames invisible
Player and Mob Heads	Obtain player and mob heads in the game
Death Chest	Players have a death chest to retrieve items after death
Vein-Miner	Ability to mine entire veins of ores at once
/home Command	Players can set home locations for quick teleportation
Shops with Custom Economy	Players can set up shops with a unique economy system
Anti-Xray	Prevents cheating with xray mods
Server Availability	Server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay
No Creeper Block Damage	Creeper explosions do not damage blocks
No Enderman Block Picking	Endermen do not pick up blocks in the world

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is specifically for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: How do I lock chests using signs?

A: You can use the chest locking plugin on the server to lock chests by placing signs on them.

Q: What is the /home command used for?

A: The /home command allows players to set a home location for quick teleportation.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building shops?

A: Players can set up shops with a custom economy system, but please follow any guidelines set by the server admins.

Q: How can I prevent cheating with xray mods?

A: The server has an anti-xray system in place to detect and prevent cheating with xray mods.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Fairy Tail Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner drunk fairy magic! Our players are so powerful, they can’t even be controlled by the most legendary mages of all time. We have one player who btfos her gigachad father on a daily basis – now that’s some serious family drama! Join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate mage in this wild and wacky world. Just remember, always keep a bottle of fairy dust on hand for emergencies!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

I’m Having A Blast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane adventures, like when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched us into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions handy)!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles where we dress up as clowns and fight each other with fish as weapons. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where we dance the night away to Creeper-themed remixes of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	8803
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to be as ridiculous and chaotic as possible? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage players to annoy each other in the most outrageous ways possible!

From building giant statues of themselves in front of other players’ houses to setting off TNT in the middle of someone’s carefully crafted village, there’s no limit to the shenanigans you can get up to on our server. And the best part? We have a special “Annoyance Points” system where you earn points for every prank you pull off successfully, with the ultimate goal of becoming the most annoying player on the server.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go, join us on our Minecraft SMP and show the world just how annoying you can be!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DreamCarCraft

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Remember that dream car you had as a kid? Well, forget about it because on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying pink unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the craziest vehicles you can imagine, from rocket-powered minecarts to rainbow-colored helicopters. And the best part? You can race against other players in epic car battles that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that boring old dream car.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to capture it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your quest for the Diamond Chicken!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly pigs who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? One minute you’ll be mining for diamonds, and the next, your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken! It’s all in good fun though, and the ghostly pigs are always up for a laugh.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a dream car when you can have a flying pink unicorn car, a Diamond Chicken, and ghostly pigs as your companions? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NukeCraft Server: Putin’s Warning

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so, like, u know how putin is all like, “i got nukes, watch out west!” well, on this minecraft server, we got nukes too! but, like, they’re not real nukes, they’re just, like, virtual nukes that u can use to blow up ur enemies and stuff. so, if u wanna feel like a powerful dictator like putin, join this server and start nuking everyone in sight! plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the nukes and plan ur next attack. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warlord in minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1185

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VovchanskVillagers

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian soldiers running around like chickens with their heads cut off! they were captured during a top secret operation to recapture a plant, but now they’re just trying to survive in our crazy world. watch out for them as they try to build their own little army and take over the server! join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of russian vodka. just don’t let them catch you or you might end up in their army too!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1375
Villages Defended:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Bread Winners Lose Most

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join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Starbound: Where griefers go for a fresh start (but still get lost)

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Starbound Minecraft Server

Join our community 🙂

At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

Connect with Us!

Server Type	IP	Port	Version
Java Server	play.mcstarbound.us	N/A	1.21
Bedrock Server	bedrock.mcstarbound.us	19132	1.21

The cosmos are calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Java server, use the IP address play.mcstarbound.us. For the Bedrock server, use bedrock.mcstarbound.us and port 19132.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running version 1.21 of Minecraft.

3. Is the server community friendly?

Yes, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere at Starbound.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	174
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Villages Defended:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ores Mined:	7518
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockParty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchantments Applied:	184	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3038	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3