u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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