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PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Farms Harvested:	899	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	5676	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6905	Star Shards Collected:	86

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1609
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	137	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Star Shards Collected:	115	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Buildings Constructed:	14
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ores Mined:	6184
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Emeralds Found:	5522

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

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oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Players:	96/500	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2