CryptoCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Farms Harvested:	934	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8686
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dimension Hops:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6399	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	2861
Votes:	3817	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Votes:	4585	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Star Shards Collected:	232
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

Players:	93/400	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3