Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is regulated and controlled? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have absolutely no control over anything – not even crypto! That’s right, we can’t control it, we can’t regulate it, and we definitely can’t ban it. In fact, we’ve even colluded with Blackrock to buy up most of it and send it straight to zero!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From diamond-encrusted pigs to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure you’re ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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