Are you tired of boring old servers where everything is regulated and controlled? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have absolutely no control over anything – not even crypto! That’s right, we can’t control it, we can’t regulate it, and we definitely can’t ban it. In fact, we’ve even colluded with Blackrock to buy up most of it and send it straight to zero!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From diamond-encrusted pigs to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure you’re ready for a wild ride!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY