CryCraft: Tears of Laughter | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ores Mined:	1594	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

action games, adventure games, animal games, Dangerous, dangerous fox, Fox, fox abilities, fox adventure, fox character, fox combat, fox games, fox hunting, fox powers, fox protagonist, fox role-playing, fox simulation, fox simulator, fox stealth, fox survival, games, Minecraft, Play, predator games, smp, stealth games, wildlife games

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Towns Built:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CatWatch Minecraft Server

Accommodation, aita, Boundaries, cat behavior, cat shedding, cat sitting, CatWatch, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, pet allergies, pet care, pet ownership, refusing to watch partner’s cat, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, travel expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CandleGateCraft

Asshole, bathroom, blowout, Boyfriend, Burning, candle, CandleGateCraft, Cloudy, Communication, Considerate, crazy, doormat, Girlfriend, House, lit candle, mad, misunderstanding, scented candle, smoke, smoke alarm, wicks

Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Zombie Dances:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	151

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PixelLoveCraft

Affection, Bonding, closeness, comfort, Connection, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, eye contact, friendship, Intimacy, non-sexual intimacy, personal space, physical touch, PixelLoveCraft, sharing secrets, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, warmth

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

advocacy, consent, CraftyRapeLawsInIndia, criminal justice, domestic violence, gender equality, gender-based violence, Government, Harsh, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, justice system, law enforcement, legal reform, marital rape, outlawed, patriarchy, sexual assault, social justice, victim advocacy, WOMENS RIGHTS

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Void Gems Collected:	11
Enchantments Applied:	218	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NoRoyalKingLineage

Ancestry, common surname, European surname, family history, Family tree, Genealogy, heritage, History, King, Koenig, König, Koning, last name, lineage, non-royal, NoRoyalKingLineage, Royal lineage, surname, surname meaning, surname origins

join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Animals Bred:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

Behavior, Classrooms, Crafty, CREW, Development, discovery, early childhood, education, Kids, learning, molecules, movement, movement patterns, Observation, patterns, Physicists, preschool, research, Science, Similarities, study, Tiny, tots, water vapour

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Enchanted Factions

Challenges, Custom Enchants, custom structures, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Experience, Factions, Gear, Ip:, Land Claim, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Missions, Players, Premium, quests system, Raiding, Rewards, Slots, Survival, Towns, Treasures, Version, Villages

Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

administration, Clans, creativity, Donations, Duels, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Farms, Ip:, Minecraft, Modes, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Players, Plugins, Private, Projects, Quests, Russian, Server, Shops, SlopeClassic, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, Version, Weddings, Without Launcher

? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

? Our modes:

• Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

• SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

Have a nice game on MineSlope!

Key words (for search):

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchantments Applied:	252	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

1.21.1, 99.99% uptime, bedrock, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, eggplant, Halloween, hard difficulty, INVISIBLE, java, levelled mobs, Lockable Chests, MCMMO, Player Shops, Public, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Dynmap

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled mobs for Halloween!)
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Dynmap
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
Is the server public?	Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
How many seasons are you currently on?	We are currently on our 9th season.
Do you have community events?	Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	825	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

adolescence, awkward, bloomer, Character development, Coming of Age, cringe-worthy, Emotional journey, growth, Identity, Late, late bloomer, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PAINFUL, Reflection, relatable, RELIVE, Self Discovery, Server, slow progress, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, watch

Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

/Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

4th anniversary, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, giggles, Maps, Minecraft, MineGig, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KidCare Minecraft Server

abandonment, childcare, family, family dynamics, family time, fertility treatments, Help, KidCare, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parents, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, SAHM, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support, teenage parents

Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ores Mined:	1504
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	242
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchantments Applied:	149	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5