CrushedByMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoCarSeatNoCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than dealing with your ex drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even a gas leak couldn’t stop the fun!

Join us for crazy adventures and wild escapades, just like Emma’s mad dash to Walmart to save the day! Who needs car seats when you’ve got a trusty babysitter and a whole world of blocky possibilities?

Forget custody battles and drama, come join our server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle ever! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your ex’s weekend dad antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ravager MC

Adventure, AFK pools, Community, custom gui, custom textures, Discord, Economy, Empire, Events, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Lifesteal Mechanics, Player vs Player, PvP, PvP Survival, Raiding, Riches, Server Community, Spawners, Survival, Towny, Trade, Virtual Spawners

JOIN RAVAGER MC – THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE! : Are you ready for a Minecraft server like no other? **Ravager MC** is here to push your survival skills to the limit!

Key Features: -LIFESTEAL MECHANICS** – Gain hearts by defeating your enemies or lose them when you fall! Only the strong survive. –THRIVING ECONOMY** – Build your empire, trade with others, and become the richest player on the server and Virtual Spawners – CUSTOM GUIs – Immerse yourself with our unique interfaces and stunning custom textures!. – AFK POOLS – Stay online, stay productive! No more wasting time while you’re away. *JOIN THE DISCORD:** https://discord.gg/XQcr2Y8VdD

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

StateCraft

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An Anarchy Vanilla+ MMORPG Server with a custom plugin suite to influence creation of cities, nations, and empires. Reinforcement system inspired by the game Rust and a plugin that allows players to imprison other players, making it a unique anarchy server with higher stakes. XP is disabled and you can only make it through the ‘FactoryMod’ tech tree. Band together to protect yourself from raiders and griefers and colonize the world.

Other Mods: AuraSkills – MMORPG mod that makes the game more like RuneScape. Craftorithm – Mod that allows custom recipes. So far we have added cheap and easy recipes for saddles, nametags, villager spawn eggs, and iron golem spawn eggs. TreeFeller – Trees go down with one block swing, making woodcutting much more enjoyable. VeinMeiner – TreeFeller but for ore veins, break them all at once.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4305
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	3775	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Xbox One Enthusiasts: Where Minecraft is the only game we’re good at playing

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Minecraft Xbox One Enthusiasts Server

General Info
Whitelisting/Verification System	There is a system in place to ensure safety and hospitality for all members. More information in Discord server.
Primary Host	Host is located in MST timezone. Hosts at least once a week, schedule may vary.
Main Worlds	Creative mode world with plots and survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/VeznpKjbVY

If you have an Xbox One and love Legacy Console, consider joining!

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord server to learn about the whitelisting/verification process.

2. What are the main worlds on the server?

There is a creative mode world with plots for building and a survival world. Hosting depends on demand.

3. What is the host’s schedule like?

The host is in MST timezone and tries to host at least once a week, schedule may vary.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magic Items Found:	1864
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Feel This Games Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles where you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a chicken suit! Build the tallest tower made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction!

But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that breathes fire? Or a parkour course that defies all laws of physics and logic?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot. Join us if you’re ready to experience more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds and emeralds, and rumor has it they have a llama mafia that enforces their rules.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have formed their own army. They roam the land, terrorizing players and stealing their crops. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to join their ranks and become a chicken warrior yourself.

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. It’s said to be guarded by a giant creeper with a taste for TNT. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	New Chunks Explored:	615939

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality itself!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the bowels of the Nether. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover that the moon is actually made of cheese and that Notch himself visits our server to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	718	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and rare loot! we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for fun. our admin, BigPig69, once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian for the thrill seekers. also, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you can imagine. so come join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Missionary Pixel Fun

Ancient Art, ancient civilizations, art history, cultural norms, early drawings, Exotic, Fun, historical perspectives, History, Human Behavior, Human sexuality, Intimacy, missionary, missionary position, PIXEL, Reproduction, sex, sexual exploration, sexual practices, sexual revolution, Sexuality, societal views, taboo

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, you’ve come to the right place, my friend! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a chicken in a tornado!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a dance party in the Nether. They were busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous! And you know who was the life of the party? That’s right, it was YOU, once you join our epic server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll shoot diamonds out of your nose! And our community is so friendly, they’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (just kidding, they’re not that crazy).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong

Bedfellows, Cass Review, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender medicine, Gender norms, gender studies, Healthcare, healthcare policy, intersectionality, law, legal issues, Legal System, Medical Ethics, Medical research, Medicine, Women’s Health, wrong

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have gender medicine and the cass review!!! u might be thinking, wtf does that even mean?? well let me tell u, on our server, we have potions that can change ur gender in the game, so u can be a dude one minute and a chick the next, it’s wild!! and the cass review?? oh boy, that’s where we review all the crazy lawsuits that happen on the server, like when someone tried to sue a creeper for blowing up their house, lmao. so if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now!! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Luminexus Network

Adventure Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Minigames Economy Roleplay Factions Towny Pixelmon Vanilla Hardcore Parkour Prison Modded Faction Wars Quests Magic Exploration, Cross-Play, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A small server to play with friends! Guaranteed good vibes, guaranteed laughter and unforgettable moments.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

East Coast Survival

Adventure, East Coast Survival, Economy, Fall, gameplay, Immersive, Mechanics, minecraft server, Plugins, Seasonal Themes, Spring, Summer, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Winter

East Coast Survival is an engaging Minecraft server that combines the simplicity of vanilla gameplay with the excitement of distinct seasonal themes such as spring, summer, fall, and winter. Each season introduces thematic changes to the environment providing a fresh experience throughout the year. Enhanced by unique plugins, We add special features and mechanics that enrich the gameplay without altering its classic feel. This blend of seasonal variety and innovative plugins ensures that players enjoy a dynamic and immersive adventure every time they log in.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

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Minecraft Roleplay Server Overview

Description
Looking for a small group to drop into a private server and engage in roleplay in the world. Players can create unique backstories and immerse themselves in the roleplay experience.
The RP will be played on the Big Chad Guys Plus modpack, featuring in-game proximity voice chat, preset server hosting, and quality of life mods for added enjoyment.
If interested, add the server host on Discord (mal1x_).

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
What is the server hosting the roleplay?	The server host is mal1x_ on Discord.
Which modpack is being used for the roleplay?	The Big Chad Guys Plus modpack is being used for this roleplay server.
Is there in-game proximity voice chat available?	Yes, the modpack features in-game proximity voice chat for enhanced roleplaying experiences.
Are there quality of life mods included?	Yes, the server has quality of life mods to improve gameplay enjoyment.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Honk Honk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

Join our server where you can take down niggers, wino single mothers, and roasties with no consequences! Who knew that Art the clown was actually our guy all along? Embrace the madness and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of unlimited resources and invincibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1167
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have the most epic sword battles you’ve ever seen, and the best part is, the winner gets to keep the loser’s sword! That’s right, we’re all about high stakes here.

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Sword of Infinite Power, rumored to be able to one-shot the Ender Dragon with just one swing. Will you be the lucky player to wield this mighty weapon and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready to test your sword-fighting skills against the toughest players around and maybe even walk away with a sword that could make you the most feared player on the server, then join us today! Just remember, it’s not about the size of your sword, it’s how you swing it.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1