CrushedByMinecraftSMP

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dimension Hops: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 New Chunks Explored: 507712

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6227 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Enchantments Applied: 110
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6708 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Zombie Dances: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8889 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • SevTech ModArchy

    SevTech ModArchy

    Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

    SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

    Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 186
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

    But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Crops Grown: 5546
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 38

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

    NephewCraft vs SisterSquad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

    Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

    So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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